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Kicking It Old Skool
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Read MoreThe Sugar Mum Fairy
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Read MoreLive at Victorious 2021
We had the absolute honor of performing on the World Music stage last year at Victorious Festival (Portsmouth) It was an absolute banger. This video is of our last song of the night, The Machete. It always gets the crowd going. The audio is coming from the camera so not the best unfortunately, a decent…
Read MoreThe Machete by The Machete
Its original title was Attack Of The Crouton, I’m not sure why we changed it. Perhaps another song will someday be worthy. It’s available now basically anywhere you can listen to music, but here’s a list of popular services – > https://ditto.fm/the-machete Enjoy!
Read MoreA song called The Machete, by The Machete
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Read MoreNo Eye – a toe tapping origin story
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Read MoreWelcome!
Hello and welcome to our Patreon. This is our new mothership for all things Machete! All new music, music videos, demo songs and live streaming will go through here. Social media will get the drabs, but here, and our website which will soon be linked, will be the main hub. Starting at three pounds you’ll…
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Read MoreAlways a massive laugh!
We seem to go massive periods of time without practising, for various reasons. Though most of the time it’s due to John’s never ending holiday spree, recently it was also because we were in the recording studio. But, other than THOSE times, every Tuesday evening at WMD Studios, The Machete can be found honing their…
Read More“How can you need so much gear when you play an acoustic guitar?”
Actually, I don’t think that I have THAT much gear… I started playing the guitar back at age 12. Mum and Dad bought me my first Encore guitar and “Kustom” amp. One of the things that blew my mind the most was that you could push the “overdrive” button and all of a sudden your…
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